The New Tsugunaga Constitution: Articles 251 - 260 (Final)

The New Tsugunaga Constitution

新嗣永憲法251条
　　『本の帯は潔く処分する』
　まあしおりしてもいいですどね

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 251

Dispose of a book's obi with good grace

ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ　Well, you can use it as a bookmark too

新嗣永憲法252条
　　『スマートフォンの操作は小指で行う。』
　うーん実にやりづらい。

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 252

Use your pinky to operate your smartphone

ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ　Yup, it's actually hard to do

新嗣永憲法253条
　『パスワードはお母さんも一緒に覚えておいてもらう。』
　安全な身内ですからね。

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 253

Have your mother memorise your password together with you

ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ　Because she's a relative you're secure with

新嗣永憲法254条
　『イントロクイズの早押しは、とりあえず押しておく。』
　押してから答えを考えましょう。

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 254

For song intro quizzes, when it comes to who pushes the button first, press it while you can

ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ　Think about the answer after you've pressed it

新嗣永憲法255条
　『呼び名に迷ったらさん付けする。』
　はーい、ミスターさかな、せんきゅー。

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 255

If you're not sure what honorific to use with a nickname, use 'san'

ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ　Right, Mister Sakana, thank you.

新嗣永憲法256条
　『消費税8％なることを踏まえ、お買い物は慎重に。』
　無駄遣いはダメだぞ。

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 256

Based on the change of the consumption tax to 8%, be prudent with your shopping

ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ　Don't be wasteful

新嗣永憲法257条
　『人に謝る時、ゴメンにゃんは絶対禁句。』
　正しくは許してにゃんですよ。

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 257

It is a complete taboo to apologise to people using 'Gomen-nyan'

ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ　The correct phrase is 'Yurushite-nyan ♥'

新嗣永憲法258条
　『この憲法は自分に必要なところだけ覚える。』
　ももちは7個も覚えてます。

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 258

You just need to remember the parts of this constitution that are essential to yourself

ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ　Momochi remembers 7 of them

新嗣永憲法259条
　『花粉症の時は鼻にティッシュを詰める。』
　それで女子力アップ！

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 259

When you get hay fever, stuff your nose with tissues

ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ　And that'll make you more feminine!

新嗣永憲法260条
　『携帯の充電器は2個持ち歩く。』
　困ってる人の貸してあげよー！

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 260

Bring along 2 mobile phone chargers

ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ　You can lend them to people who are having trouble

{And with that, we come to an end to the New Tsugunaga Constitution. This was one of my biggest goals as a translator, and I'm proud to see it finally finished. If you've been following along with this somewhat niche series, as a fellow Otomomochi, I thank you very much.}