The Hello! Member Who'd Die First in a Horror Movie, and the Hello! Member Who'd Survive to the End

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:12:42.51 0

Immediately after yelling 'ganbatteikutaｰ!!', Ikuta will die

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:14:14.21 0

nksk makes a promise to die

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:15:21.55 0

Sato goes missing at the beginning, and all the members who go looking for her pass away
At the end when it's confirmed that only １ person has survived, we go to the end credits

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:15:32.46 0

The one who'd survive to the end will probably be Ayacho
Such a mildly innocent girl with a pure heart could bring down Jason

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:16:29.16 0

Bakuwara will survive all right but at the final stages she'd vanish without making an impact in the midst of multiple murders

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:17:05.28 0

MeiMei will die submerged in water
She'll end up being washed away like Ophelia

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:18:56.54 0

Daa-chan probably wouldn't be the first
Nervous and panicky, then 'slap'

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:20:58.26 0

Okai-chan's the type that will die in vain after going 「I'll hold them back here!!」

303: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 01:04:39.31 P

>>35
I kinda get it w

39: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:22:07.07 0

Since the likelihood of survival for airheads is high, Aarii or Maachan will survive

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:22:12.60 0

In the uproar after Momochi is the first to die, there'd be an arbitrary self-destruction through something like missing a step on the stairs

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:22:26.12 O

Chan-san would be the girl in the black-and-white edition of the Night of the Living Dead who does nothing but scream out
Ikuta would be the girl that survives as a zombie in Return of the Living Dead who has become nude and dances on top of a tombstone

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:24:13.96 0

Kudo's the type who'll get injured while escaping down a sewer and dies in it without anyone noticing

48: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:24:34.41 0

Momochi will end up surviving

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:24:54.64 0

Chinami will end up dead before anyone notices

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:25:15.18 0

You'd expect MaiMai to leap out from a room due to induced hysteria

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:25:21.04 0

Risako will be the intellectual who'll be coming out with the stories until the middle section

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:26:18.14 0

The essential person who is just there to end up suddenly dying with an amazing musical introduction to create a 「！？」 atmosphere before the whole situation is clear would be
Katsuta or Shimizu

60: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:27:18.07 0

kntm would be bitten by a zombie and continues travelling around with the others while hiding it
At the very end, with the onset of the sickness, she'll attack her companions

74: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:32:35.72 0

Essential person for the pink scene number 1 Miyabi number 2 Airi

76: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:33:12.15 P

Maasa
While crossing a river before her companions
Holding a crazy-huge knife while going through a bridge
And somehow she'd injure herself with that knife
The enemy lies in wait while she rouses up her fighting spirit

That type

82: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:35:04.21 0

Oda is recognised as the suspiciously behaving perpetrator, but at the very end she'll get killed 「Huh？ She's not the perpetrator！」
That type

79: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:34:05.09 0

Fukuda Maro's the type who'll get popcorn thrown at her from the horror movie's audience

85: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:35:47.72 0

I don't want to be at this placeー！ I'm going back alone！！！→ Dies

Maro

94: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:38:45.24 0

>>85
Everyone stop with the worrying
Back off！I'll end up dead if I'm together with fools like you！！
Maro will say sharply and get killed as expected

86: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:36:29.06 0

Going crazy and dying suits Maro

87: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:37:03.68 0

Maro's the type whose excessive close-up of her screaming will agitate the audience

90: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:37:32.03 0

Audience＜ Maro's annooooooying！！

95: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:38:50.99 0

Maimi will go against a crowd of zombies in a forklift

98: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:39:25.96 0

Cap will seem to have something planned out but in actuality she has nothing planned

100: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:39:37.94 0

Risako will think that undead is a new fashion

110: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:41:16.60 0

No doubts that kntm will be used for a demonic possession 

118: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:44:22.35 0

Fukuda will enter into a hysteria, run from the car, and then fall off a cliff

122: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:44:41.90 0

When you think that a lone person has survived and made their escape
Appearing in the end with her eyes gleaming and sparkling, Momochi

133: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:48:51.86 0

Maro screaming and crying trying to run away and dies just as the whites of her eyes are bared would make the audience laugh a little

137: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:49:28.87 0

Okai-chan would stay positive from beginning to end but her idiotic strategic proposals would get rejected

138: ずいかく〔瑞鶴〕 ◆ISIDAueLJs 2014/01/10(金) 23:49:45.11 0

Though they want to escape by car　Hello! doesn't have anyone with a licence

140: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:51:26.10 P

For the sake of surviving, Kanatomo-san won't think of licences
I'm confident that she's a girl who'd drive a dump truck

144: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:52:27.20 0

After finding refuge in a forest, Kumai-chan would hit her head on a branch and black out, and she'll joyfully wake up the next morning in peace, then she'll die

153: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:53:43.24 0

It's a waste that despite being good at acting, nksk will always end up as the first to die

155: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:54:48.06 0

Risako who you think dies in the beginning will appear again in the final stages
For sure that girl will be the mastermind, offering up the Hello! members as sacrifices to  revive the evil god of ramen 

159: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:55:59.53 0

A Sayu shower scene that's completely unrelated to the story

162: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:56:21.51 0

>>159
Uh huh

160: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:55:59.82 0

Clear-headed Miyazaki-san would try to make dynamite using medicine from the doctor's office to fight back
A bit after that it won't explode, and a big fellow will eat her

170: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:59:22.84 0

When the zombies come out at the beginning there'll be a frame with Ricchan (cameo appearance)

172: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/10(金) 23:59:35.04 0

As a presence draws close from behind
Ishida's last moment will be her sharply turning her head back

175: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:00:43.84 0

Chinami's death throes will, at any rate, be pesky

176: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:01:15.64 0

Chinami＜ Gyahahahaha ｗｗｗ Humans are unexpectedly easy to breakーｗｗｗｗｗ

177: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:01:36.15 0

Fuku-chan abnormally feels like a final boss

181: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:03:08.17 P

Fuku-chan's like a Kyoka Izumi witch character
Like a Koya Hijiri preacher

185: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:04:03.28 P

Kumai-chan would sprinkle piping hot matcha

195: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:08:46.32 0

At the end of the story, Ishida suddenly pops out with a smug face and sums up「We have to take this tragedy as a lesson」 and the venue erupts in laughter

196: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:08:48.34 0

Maimi will be randomly firing a gun while going 'Ehー I don't know, I don't know'
Getting hit by those bullets and dying, nksk

197: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:09:21.64 0

Tracing back the origin of the zombie virus leads to Sayashi's room

208: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:14:16.72 0

Takagi will use an anaconda as fishing bait

214: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:15:55.64 0

Birthing eggs, Iikubo-san

215: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:16:07.09 0

Includes subtitles

217: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:16:56.02 0

>>215
Only in scenes where Airi appears

218: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:17:05.45 0

There's a dubbed version

220: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:18:17.46 0

When Maasa is cut into half, Chan-san will appear from inside

233: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:24:46.15 0

Momochi is unaccounted for from beginning to end
However, in actuality, throughout the work, you can see that it's filled with glimpses of the shadows of the Momochi Musubi

242: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:27:56.13 P

>>233

249: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:30:25.14 0

It feels like Oda would gather the blood of the sacrifices and something would be born

252: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:30:50.48 0

What's up with Oda's imageｗ

271: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:40:08.70 0

The climax of the story is Risako and Oda's grand magical showdown

272: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:40:55.83 0

>>271
Something like an exorcist vs a sorcerer

256: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:32:56.59 0

Suddenly zombies would rush out of the closet

305: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 01:06:09.94 0

Surviving until the end, just as Daaishi rushes from the mountains to a road, she gets run over by a car

315: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 01:15:00.10 0

Tsunku makes an appearance playing the role of the zombie's voices

316: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 01:15:36.00 0

Not just the voices

320: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 01:31:03.70 0

Without hesitation, Miyabi-chan will fire a bazooka at the Tsunku zombies

318: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 01:19:37.93 0

Photos discovered at an abandoned house

329: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 01:54:10.86 O

Kudou would recklessly kick the zombies that should be angry at her

331: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 01:57:13.36 0

>>329
… And when she calms down and looks back, Kudou actually kicked a different person

277: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/11(土) 00:44:59.16 0

「Let's die together ＾＾ Let's die together＾＾」
Ayacho would chase after saying things like that

Source: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/36314978.html, http://hayabusa3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1389363090/

Karin: In praise of Take-chan

{Time to hear from one side of my favourite H!P love triangle. She even gives a shout-out to the other half as well.}

From Karin's J=J blog post

From Top Yell+

Let's hear from all the Hello! Pro members ! 'Hello! Pro great dictionary!!'

Q1. What's a moe point of a Hello! Pro member that only you know of?

Takeuchi Akari-chan

The movements of her fingers when she's handling a file! I really love Take-chan's fingers!

When she's flipping through a file, it's really exquisite. Perhaps I like the shape of her nails too.

I like it when they're slightly stretched out. So when she's going through a file, my heart skips a beat.

Q10. What's your favourite tree? {I get the feeling this is a throwback to the Tsunkurabu H!P DVD magazine, where a member (Risako?) mentioned that Maa-chan had asked her this very question}

Bamboo ('Take' in Japanese)

I think that it's very Japanese.

Besides that, since it's the 'Take' from my favourite Take-chan (lol)

{And here's a shout-out to the other half of the equation}

Q5. If you would be so kind to think of it, Hello! Pro's best couple would be?

Fukumura Mizuki-chan & Takeuchi Akari-chan

They wear matching jerseys, and seeing them together at Hello! Cons always soothes me!

At handshake events, I'm asked, 'Doesn't it make you burn with jealousy?', but I'm not jealous at all.

I feel like I'd like to watch them instead. The 2-shots on their blogs are awesome!!

Imagine how excited she must have got seeing this (From Fuku-chan's MM 9ki blog post)

References: http://hayabusa3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1396020429/, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morning77/archives/37958570.html

My Jam: Maeda Atsuko's Żubrówka to Half Moon

Enjoying this jazzy (lounge?) number from Acchan's recent single.

Setting is a girl who's just gone through a break-up, and wants to drink the night away.
A bit heavier than your standard idol fare, but Acchan's a big girl now.

{Romaji lyrics and translation after the cut}

Maasa, Ass Appreciator

Recently the interwebz were treated to this statement from Sarubee:

同性の好きなところの話 高木「おしり。田中れいなさんのお尻が好きなんだけど由加のお尻も好きー」 高木「おしりと言えばハロコンの化粧部屋で着替えてた時うっかりお尻出してしまったことがあってそしたら後ろにいたベリーズ工房の須藤さんがアンコール！アンコール！って」
— えめ (@emekyun) 2014, 3月 23

Discussing about parts they like on those of the same gender
Takagi: Asses. I like Reina-san's ass but I like Yuka's ass too
Takagi: Which reminds me, talking about asses, when changing clothes backstage at a Hello! Con, I ended up inadvertently sticking out my butt. Then Berryz Kobo's Sudo Maasa-san, who was behind me, went 'encore! encore!'

So it turns out that Maasa's basically a dirty old man. Which kinda makes her one of us. (Related matome) (Another matome with lots more stories)

The following video has the Berryz girls talking about Maasa's interest in posteriors, and she ultimately ends up ranking her top 3 in the group, plus whom she ranks lowest.

The video thumbnail says it all: Miya's ass is the bomb

3rd: Yurina
2nd: Saki
Best: Miya
Worst: Chinami
She also explains the basis of why she had deemed a certain person as having the worst ass in Berryz - because it's shaped like that (hand gesture) - and Chii more or less ends up outing herself.

Exactly what it says on the tin (Source)

Personally, I like Momobutt. But:
i. oshi bias.
ii. Assposure - Butt shots aren't really that common out of PBs, and Momo is Berryz' PB queen by volume, with the most exposure (in several senses of the word). Let's just say Momo's assets are well covered.
iii. Insider info - While we have a limited number of PBs to refer to, Maa has ample opportunity to sample the derrières of all the members. At live performances, at Hello! Cons, in between songs at concerts... Perk of the job, really.

Would this qualify Maasa as an Oshiri sister, joining in the ranks of Mayu and Oshima Yuko? Pretty decent company. Plus, nice butts.

(Source)

And just in case you think this is something new, let's jump back to the tail end of 2012.
Let's look at this blog post by Maimai (rokun's translation on blog project)

[Written on note] I love Mai by Maasa
* Asses are communication

Excerpt from the blog post:
'Asses are, communication'
It mentioned ...(lol)(lol)
(lol)(lol)
You'd expect no less from Maasa (lol)
You've got to watch out for your bottom with Maasa! (lol)(lol)

H!P Blog Relay: The aftermath

So here's a compilation and summary of the posts made by the H!P members for the blog relay.
It was started by Sayu to build up to the 2014 HinaFes, and went around full circle to end at Riho.
Generally, each person nominated someone from a different group to continue on with the relay. As a group, Berryz were the first to have all their members reply.
That was quite a ride. I apologise for all the spamming if you weren't interested, especially if you check this blog out through RSS.
And if you were following along, thanks for coming along with the ride.

Member	Something that moved her recently
Michishige Sayumi	Setting her bangs, the Japanese representatives at the Sochi Olumpics
Nakanishi Kana	The warmth of her hometown, Osaka
Okai Chisato (note: directly lifted off blog!project)	Berryz 10th year anniversary
Natsuyaki Miyabi	Berryz 10th year anniversary, the 10th year anniversary cake, her Budokan solo
Miyazaki Yuka	H!P Kenshuusei dancing to J=J songs
Ikuta Erina	Her lines in the au commercial
Shimizu Saki	Berryz 10th anniversary
Iikubo Haruna	Buying reasonably priced clothes
Hagiwara Mai	Her friends and their great dreams
Tokunaga Chinami	Her mother's hand made bento
Oda Sakura	Shooting the au commercial with the fans
Tsugunaga Momoko	Having her birthday celebrated by lots of people
Tamura Meimi	Watching Shiki Theatre Company's 'Wicked' performance
Nakajima Saki	The growth of her Jurin can
Takeuchi Akari	Moved to tears by dramas
Ishida Ayumi	The white day cakes from the manager
Sugaya Risako	Berryz 10th anniversary
Fukumura Mizuki	The comments she received when she was hit by the flu
Sudo Maasa	E-mail from Fuku-chan mentioning that she loved Berryz
Uemura Akari	Going through the graduation writings of her classmates
Katsuta Rina	Autograph cards and letters from friends at her graduation ceremony
Sato Masaki	Meeting up with Tanasa-tan
Takagi Sayuki	Her sister's graduation from primary school
Kumai Yurina	Reading the book 'Dakishimete'
Kudo Haruka	Formation of Satoyama unit 'Triplet'
Miyamoto Karin	Announcement of J=J independent tour
Fukuda Kanon	Her birthday
Yajima Maimi	The votives left at the shrine she had made a bicycle pilgrimage to
Kanazawa Tomoko	Announcement of J=J independent tour
Suzuki Airi	Attaining a daily 1st
Suzuki Kanon	Having a reunion with her middle school friends
Wada Ayaka	Publishing her book
Sayashi Riho	Celebrating her junior high graduation with lots of people

Oft mentioned was Berryz' 10th anniversary, particularly at the beginning - mentioned by 3 members of Berryz plus Okai-chan. It more or less was the obvious choice at the time for the Berryz.
The Juices that were asked after the announcement of Juice=Juice's independent tour picked that as well

Momo and Maro both chose their birthdays.
It's graduation season in Japan as well, so four people also mentioned graduation related incidents.

Only one mention of White Day, by Daaishi, despite it being smack in the middle of the relay.
Oda and Eripon commented on the au commercial tie-up.
Reunions were another theme, with MaiMai and Zukki meeting up with old friends, and Maachan finding her beloved Tanasa-tan!
I must say though, if purchasing reasonably priced clothes are all it takes to move Harunan, she should go shopping with Daaishi, I guess. Fuku-chan is probably a no-go though. XD

H!P Blog Relay #33

{We come in an artistic full circle from Wada Ayaka to MM'14 ace and bane of plants, Sayashi Riho}

Sayashi Riho - 27th March 2014

And、 and
Hello！ Project's relay blog、
From S/mileage's Wada Ayaka-san、
The baton has finally been passed to me！

Today I'll be in charge of doing it！

Something that moved myself recently、
I graduated from junior high、 and was able to
Celebrate it with a ton of people！！

My family and relatives congratulated me as well (^^)
And、 all of the staff from the company、 members、 people whom I work with、
All of the fans、

Even though it's something personal for Sayashi、
When I felt that there were so many people who were celebrating my graduation along with me
I was moved、

I think that～ it's quite the luxury♪ (^^)

Everyone、 thank you very much！！





With this feeling、
High school student Sayashi will honestly do her best。



The HinaFes that will be held for 2 days in a row from the day after tomorrow、
The SATOYAMA&SATOUMI event、
Everyone、 please come and spend some time with us！！

With Wada-san、
There'll be an appearance by Peaberry (^^)


The relay has reached its goal here (^^)



With that～★

Sayashi Riho ★

{We've come to the end of the relay, and if you've been following along, thanks a bunch.
It was quite a blast. If you'd like to relive it you can start again from Michishige Sayumi. 
Expect a summary post soon.}

H!P Blog Relay #32

{We go from anything-goes Suzuki Kanon to Buddha statue and art museum frequenter Ayacho}

Wada Ayaka - 26th March

[Omitted: Ayacho talking about the release event for her book]


And, and、、
Today's HinaFes relay blog post！
In charge of it、myself！ Wada Ayaka。

From Morning Musume。'14's Suzuki Kanon-chan、 it got to meー！




Something that moved me recently was、、
What else could it be、
But the publication of 『Otome no Kaiga Annai』through PHP Shinsho-san。




Just as at the beginning of this blog post、
I touched about it in the publication commemoration event、、
But for this book、 the emphasis is on Western paintings、 and I got to make commentary on my beloved paintings。




I graduated from middle school、 and entered into high school、and on the 18th of May 2010, before our début！I went to a Manet exhibition！

I kept the ticket for the art gallery in an album、and written on it、 is the 18th of May (^^)



From that day、 my life changed！

Meeting with Manet、 I was drawn into the world of arts until now！
Still、 from now on、 throughout my life、 I'll be charmed by the world of arts。(^^)



With that、 for me、 I'm currently studying the arts at university。 However、、 such a person like myself came out with a book。


There were a lot of  times when I was insecure、 but there was a lot of cooperation from those around me、、
And such a truly lovely book was completed。


In the process of completing the book、
Since I can see it with my own eyes、 the book had really, really been completed、 I was moved。



Having my own book、since it feels like something from a dream within a dream、 I couldn't believe it。


Recently、、 I went to the bookstore-san and bought my own book、 I was so so glad、 and always、 it'll move me。



And that、 my valuable, valuable treasure、
『Otome no Kaiga Annai』、 its publication has moved me recently。


Because it's done by myself、 since I think that the words are written in a way that's easy to understand、、Definitely、 if a lot of people would read it、 I'd be glad、、
Even if it's just a little、 if you were to know the charms of the arts、、 I'd be really really glad。





Truly。







And with that、、
The next to be in charge of this will be、、
Morning Musume。'14's Sayashi Riho-chan！
Yasshiiー！


Together with Yasshiiー、 we have activities as Peaberry！

At the HinaFes being carried out this weekend on the 29th、30th、
At the same time、、
We'll be holding a SATOYAMA & SATOUMI  event！

Once again、 it's another chance for Peaberry to be active～～＼(^^)／



Look forward to it！


At the HinaFes、 our new song Mystery Night！ will have it's first public unveiling！



Ah。The MV、watch it。





Bye bye

{And the relay reaches its last legs, ending at the feet of MM'14's ace, RihoRiho. 
What does Sayashi Riho have to say?}