Wednesday, 23 July 2014

The New Tsugunaga Constitution: Articles 1 - 10

We now enter into the New Tsugunaga Constitution. While the articles of the original Tsugunaga Constitution were announced sporadically through Berryz Kobo's radio show 'Kiritsu! Rei! Chakuseki!', the New Tsugunaga Constitution made up part of Momoko-hime's new radio show 'Tsugunaga Momoko no Puri Puri Princess'. This also means that there are no gaps between the articles, so these'll be done in segments of 10.
Also, starting from the 4th article, Momoko-hime usually makes a one-liner after her proclamation. I've put those in too, just for a bit of added flavour.
Here'a link to the compiled original Tsugunaga Constitution, and here's a link to the compiled New Tsugunaga Constitution.

Without further ado, I present to you - the New Tsugunaga Constitution.

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 1
Make sure to listen to Puri Puri Princess every week

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 2
Catch sakura petals before they touch the ground

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 3
For knee-length stockings which are a bit too long, fold the end over and cover it with your toes

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 4
At times when your mobile phone looks like it's going to run out its batteries, turn it off yourself
ル ’ー’リ Don't lose to a mobile phone!

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 5
Pick up Kashiwa Mochi properly, then proceed to eat it
ル ’ー’リ You eat the leaf, ok?

Kashiwa Mochi

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 6
When you want to ask something from your father, try calling him 'Paparin'.
ル ’ー’リ Paparin, please~

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 7
When going on a weighing scale, subtract some weight to make up for the clothes you are wearing
ル ’ー’リ My clothes weigh 5 kilos.

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 8
When you have spare time on the train, kill time by peeling off the vinyl from your umbrella's handle
ル ’ー’リ Remember to bring your rubbish home with you ☆ミ

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 9
Save the cherry pairs for last
ル ’ー’リ If I plant the cherry seeds in the garden, I wonder if they'll grow? ☆ミ

New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 10
Be the first person to press the bus' stop button
ル ’ー’リ It's frustrating to lose sometimes, isn't it? ☆ミ

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