The New Tsugunaga Constitution: Articles 81 - 90

The New Tsugunaga Constitution

　新嗣永憲法81条
　　『集合写真を撮るときは、体の大きい人の隣へいく。』
　ねえねえ、やっぱり桃、顔小さくない？
New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 81
When taking photos in a group, go next to people with large bodies.
ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ　Hey, hey, Momo's face is definitely small, isn't it?

　新嗣永憲法82条
　　『集合写真を撮るときは友達の肩に手を乗せる。』
　ねえねえこれ心霊写真じゃない？
New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 82
When taking photos in a group, put your hand on your friend's shoulder.
ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ　Hey, hey, isn't this like spirit photography?

1001 Nights: The 11th Night (Second part) - 50 Questions to Suzuki Airi

On the 29th of September 2014, Suzuki Airi from ℃-ute held a talk event as part of the Hello! Shop 'A Thousand and One Nights' series of talk events, this being the eleventh night. The Twitter hashtag for the event was #あいりなう (Airi now).

This is the second part of that night's event, '50 Questions to Suzuki Airi'. Click here for my summary of the first part, 'Suzuki Airi's 10 songs'. Or if these interest you, why not take a look at other summaries of entries in this series of Hello! Shop talk shows?

References are made to a Taguchi-san, who I think is the MC/staff representative/manager.
Note that these were taken off fan reports on Twitter, so some liberties have been taken in stitching together the various reports to make a coherent whole, in addition to the inherent inaccuracies.

Taguchi commented that Airi seemed a bit tipsy at the earlier first part.

Airi: Since I've turned twenty, I've only had two cups of alcohol. I've been abstaining since then.

She also talked about what she ate for dinner in the break.

Airi: I just ate at Sukiya! Have all of you eaten as well? I had softboiled egg ground beef curry. Everyone, please give it a try after this is done. (laughs)

A fan tried out Airi's recommendation

1001 Nights: The 11th Night (first part) - Suzuki Airi's 10 songs

On the 29th of September 2014, Suzuki Airi from ℃-ute held a talk event, part of the Hello! Shop A Thousand and One Nights series of talk events, this being the eleventh night. The Twitter hashtag for the event was #あいりなう (Airi now).

This is the first part of that night's event, 'Suzuki Airi's 10 songs', where she elaborated on 10 songs of her choice. I've also made a summary of the second part, '50 Questions to Suzuki Airi'. If this interests you, why not take a look at other summaries of entries in this series of Hello! Shop talk shows.

References are made to a Taguchi-san, who I think is the MC/staff representative/manager.
Note that these were taken off fan reports on Twitter, some live-tweeted during the event, some tweeted after, so I have to warn you that there may be inaccuracies here and there.

Airi: 'Good evening, this is Suzuki Airi! Can you find out about this when you put it into Twitter's search bar?'

Juice=Juice Senobi advertisements

発展途嬢。

Young ladies, in the midst of development.

[2ch] Write about your thoughts of the first time you saw Hello! members in the flesh

1: 名無し募集中。。。＠＼(^o^)／ 2014/06/15(日) 20:13:14.35 0.net

By the way, the first time I went for a concert was today's ℃-ute Okinawa Naruchika。 The first time I saw the ℃ members in the flesh, they were so cute that words couldn't describe them、and I was stammering at the handshake。 Particularly Airi and Maimi

[Fan Report] A Night at Minakami Onsen

(This is a translation of Japanese fan's Salaryman Kobo NEO's blog post about the special concert that Berryz Kobo held at their 2014 bus tour. The wonderful accompanying illustrations are by him as well.)

For Berryz Kobo's fanclub bus tour, we went to Minakami Onsen in Gunma prefecture.

Today, we had an 8-shot with all 7 members of Berryz Kobo, a time-restricted apple picking event, and to top off the day, there was a special concert.
That concert was really, really fun. Berryz' power to entertain was explosive, and they pulled it off wonderfully.
I'm keeling over with intoxication and fatigue, but I thought I'd write about it at length.

Setlist

＃１　Anshinkan
＃２　Passion E‐CHA E‐CHA
MC　(Everyone) Greeting
＃３  Mythology
＃４　Waracchaou yo BOY FRIEND
＃５　Yuuki wo Kudasai
MC 　Maasa・Kumai-chan・Risako
～From here 「Messing around corner」
＃６　Yurushite-nyan Taisou　Captain・Miyabi-chan
＃７　Gag 100kai Aishite Kudasai　Captain・Momochi・Chinami　No Nyuu Festival
＃８　Kozukai Up Daisakusen　Maasa・Kumai-chan・Risako
＃９　Watashi no Mirai no Danna-sama　Miyabi-chan・Risako＋ Sea bream dancers （Captain・Chinami）
＃10 ROCK Erotic　Momochi in male role ・ Maasa ＆ Kumai-chan in female role
＃11 Cha Cha Sing　Everyone
MC　(Everyone)　About the messing around corner
～
＃12 Berryz Fields
＃13 Hero Arawaru
＃14 Munasawagi Scarlet
＃15 Yo no Naka Barairo
MC　(Everyone)　Impressions of today
＃16 Arigatou Otomodachi


The first outfits were the encore outfits from the recent Budokan concert.
In a rare turn of events, Momochi had only the left side of her hair done up, and that unexpectedly made my heart race. (^_^;)

Momochi's hairstyle at today's concert

With 'Anshinkan' at the start and the long-unperformed 'Passion', the audience's voltage was already charged up, but we were splendidly bowled over by the 'messing around' corner in the middle!
According to Captain, these were the members' selfish requests being realised, but first up was 'Yurushite-nyan Taisou' by Captain in her kindergarten cosplay (this was familiar) and, unexpectedly, Miyabi-chan in lieu of Momochi.

Yurushite-nyaa~n

Continuing on with 'Gag 100', at the middle section where Chinami goes 'No~Nyuu' (And it's been 5 years since Chinami last went 'No~Nyuu'), it became a 'No~Nyuu' call & response festival between those on-stage and the venue. I should note that unexpectedly, Captain's NoNyu was sexy-cute.

For 'Kozukai Up Daisakusen', Maasa was the mother dressed in an apron, Kumai-chan was a primary schooler lugging a randoseru (a knapsack associated with elementary schoolchildren), and Risako appeared in a kindergarten kid cosplay!

Seeing Kumai-chan with a randoseru, a sight unseen since her Nyoki Nyoki Champion randoseru graduation ceremony, everyone present shed tears of gratitude.

For 'Watashi no Mirai no Danna-sama', the two sea bream backdancers were doing as they pleased.
Berryz are the only idols that can make lying down on the stage look good! (^_^;)

We're sleepy....

As for 'Rock Erotic', Momochi made an appearance as a lovely lady dressed in a man's attire! With her two larger, beautiful partners in baggy clothes, seeing her sing and dance with a smug face was the biggest moe point of the day! 
At the MC, Momochi went 'Maasa and I are really fitting partners, aren't we?~' By the way, Kumai-chan complained that the waist was tight, so doing anything beyond one song would be impossible~ (^_^;) 

Momochi Erotic?

There are all sorts of things that I'd like to add, but even a whole night wouldn't suffice.

Returning to the inn after the concert, we received presents personally from the members.
(An aluminium bottle)
And having soaked in the bath, we partied!
On one hand we had voices going 'That was super fun! Berryz saikou!', while some voiced out sentiments on things that couldn't be helped, like 'Perhaps today might have been the last "Nonyu"~', or 'Even though it's so much fun, it's coming to an end~'.

Well, with everyone having used up their strength, there seemed to be a pile of corpses in the middle of the room,
Since we've got an early start tomorrow, I'm putting down my pen here.

Oyasumiyabi~

(Hope you enjoyed the report as much as I did. If you did, might I recommend you give some props to SK NEO-san. His Twitter handle is @sk_neo.)
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The New Tsugunaga Constitution: Articles 71 - 80

The New Tsugunaga Constitution

　新嗣永憲法71条
　　『食べ物についているポイントのシールは冷蔵庫に貼って貯める。』
　一ペタ二ペタ三ペタ。
New Tsugunaga Constitution Article 71
Save the informational stickers that come with food by pasting them on the door of the refrigerator. 
ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ　Sticking on one, sticking on two, sticking on three.