Saturday, 21 November 2015

[2ch] Things that would happen if Momochi was a primary school teacher

1 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:15:55.68
    The students would read Momochi Zukan (Illustrated encyclopaedia) in science class

2 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:16:49.11
    Unexpectedly serious

4 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:24:26.91
    It would be filled with fathers for Parents' Day

11 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:30:07.60
    Plus, it'd be full of pink T-shirts

6 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:26:51.99
   They'd do the Yurushite-nyan Taisou at dance lessons

8 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:28:09.69
    They'd have a lecture on how to do the Momochi Musubi for homeroom

9 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:29:06.03
    She'd be alone in the staffroom

10 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:29:15.65
   She'd be called the short-legged granny behind her back

12 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:32:36.84
    You'd have to buy CDs with Parents' Day tickets in order to participate

13 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:33:00.35
    Girls are forced to do the Momochi Musubi

15 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:34:01.88
    At the 'discussion with guardians' booth, a member of staff would be permanently stationed to push people along

20 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:41:05.25
    Her hands can't reach the top of the blackboard but she'll erase it by herself through willpower

22 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:42:08.53
    The requirement that girls do the Momochi Musubi becomes an issue for the PTA

23 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:43:02.31
    She stands out more than the students at the school's arts festival

24 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:44:15.16
    The students compete on how many times they can touch MomoButt

26 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:48:52.10
    She holds chalk with her pinky raised

28 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:50:22.60
    Parents come to observe swimming lessons

29 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 12:50:35.55
    She'll nonchalantly join in music lessons
    She'll showcase her singing if she ever gets the chance

34 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:03:06.56
    Pink becomes the class colour

36 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:09:35.57
    Her co-workers are scared of her

37 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:09:47.66
    A weird peach character appears in the tests she makes

38 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:10:41.52
    She'll tell the girls who want to become idols in the future about the harsh reality of the industry, discouraging them

40 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:16:36.81
    When she enters the classroom

41 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:19:39.20
    When she goes out to make house calls at students' homes and be served refreshments to go with tea, there wouldn't be any left over, she'd eat them or bring them back home in a Tupperware

42 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:20:06.10
    She'll be the very first target in dodgeball

43 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:20:12.56
    She'd come out with an order prohibiting snacks

44 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:20:37.64
    The popular girls in class would suddenly quit

45 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:20:55.87
    You guys would go to school

46 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:21:22.57
    During breaks, she'd knit or sleep

48 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:23:58.59
    There'd be too much individual activities that her other colleagues would lash out

49 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:25:15.90
    Even though calling her Momoko has been the default up to now, she suddenly makes a declaration that she'll be called 'Momochi', but the parents still call her Momoko

51 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:26:55.15
    She take the responsibility as PM for all the sports clubs, but wouldn't come for a single practice

53 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:27:56.37
    She definitely wouldn't treat her students

73 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:52:03.63
    That's obvious

55 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:29:46.09
    You can't see the blackboard because of the Momochi Musubi

58 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:30:56.41
    Class representatives Yamaki-san and Morito-san wouldn't depend on their teacher and would change the rules themselves

59 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:31:04.37
    She'll be called Nyanko-sensei

60 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:31:19.41
    She won't cry at graduation ceremonies

62 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:33:53.81
    Once school hours are up, she immediately won't concern herself with students after hours

65 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:38:11.26
    When on field trips, photos where her face appears are NGs

67 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:43:59.31
    Touching the Momochi Musubi becomes popular amongst the students

71 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:48:10.68
    Ozeki-kun and Morito-san would be going out

72 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:49:41.99
    ~Entrance ceremony~

    <The homeroom teacher for class 3-6 will be Tsugunaga Momoko-sensei!


    ル*’ー’リ<・・・Eh? I'm sorry、 are you mad・・・・・・? Yurushite-nyan♪

75 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 13:53:48.01
    The English ALT teacher would somehow resemble a burdock root

76 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 14:00:18.92
    从*´∇`) Chinami<Nooo!

78 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 15:25:57.03
    Her appearance wearing jeans to lessons would lead to huge laughter

81 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 15:58:42.39
    Determined with the times table

83 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 16:16:47.91
    Doesn't read the journals handed in by the students at all

85 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 16:53:44.13
    She'd demand for shortcake to be added to school lunches

88 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 17:50:17.52
    The weird way she runs at athletic meets becomes a topic of conversation

90 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 18:29:44.80
    You get back from school and just happen to see her appearing on a variety show with a weird hairstyle

91 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 18:30:11.96
    The scariest would be Nakazawa-sensei

92 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 18:53:41.90
    If the pranksters go 「Yurushite-nyan」
    They'd get admonished, 「Stop doing things that are good-for-nothing」

101 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 19:12:16.78
    She'd get cautioned for standing out too much at athletic meets and choral competitions

102 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 19:30:12.51
    In the midst of receiving a huge round of applause after singing a song cutely from the book during music period
    There'd be about two students in the class thinking
    'But I think that it's cooler when Momochi-sensei sings in a low tone'

103 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 20:14:19.80
    When giving advice on romance to male students
    They'd confess that the person they actually like is her

108 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 20:26:13.91
    Love-struck caller-kun

104 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 20:17:54.43
    There'd be students asking her to introduce them to Miyabi-chan

106 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 20:20:12.43
    She'll finally leave the school she's been at for 11 years
    To go to become the vice principal at a new school

109 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 20:26:17.84
    There'd be female students bearing letters
    'Please pass this to Ozeki-san'

112 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 20:33:43.29
    She'd raise youths who'd be good at making nothing but excuses

113 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 20:35:06.46
    A Momochi birthday event would be held at school

114 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 20:38:58.60
    She'd make fried rice with the latest appliances

115 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 20:40:04.05
    She'll overreact to the surname Tokunaga

116 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 20:43:19.45
    She'd make taco-rice

119 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 20:49:21.06
    To relax after school, together with her two friends
    She'd go to a nearby live-house and sing together with a 4-person backing band

121 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 21:26:32.37
    There would be fathers taking a day off from work in preparation for student visitation day

122 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 21:51:06.70
    She'd be in responsible for the higher grades, but for some reason she'd be mixed in playing tag with the lower grades

123 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/09(木) 22:00:10.98
    On parent's day, there would be parents with glowsticks

125 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/10(金) 15:16:29.64
    Everyone is surprised when she makes a display of sharp movements in dance class

129 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/07/11(土) 06:46:19.60
    The children who hug Momochi-sensei get surprised at how unexpectedly tough she is

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