Monday, 30 June 2014

2ch: My girlfriend asked me 「Between Karin-chan and myself, who's more important?」, and I got dumped when I answered 'Karin-chan'


1 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:23:01.28 0.net
Girlfriend 「What were you doing just now?」 

Me 「Just reading Karin-chan's blog post」 

Girlfriend「That's what you're doing? In front of your girlfriend?」 

Me 「Sorry…」 

Girlfriend 「Between me and that Karin girl, who's more important?」 

Me 「…Karin-chan」 

Girlfriend 「Even though you have to pay money and all you get is a handshake?」 

Me 「Sorry…」 

Girlfriend 「You're hopeless、 you're saying that an idol you can't go out with, is better than your girlfriend?」 

Me 「It's beyond reason, that's why」 

Girlfriend 「You're delusional about idols… What if she betrays you someday?」 

Me 「Karin-chan's not that kind of girl! You're making me mad」 

Girlfriend 「…Let's split up」 

Me 「…Okay」 


No regrets


2 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:23:40.77 0.net
You are correct
You aren't in the wrong


6 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:25:29.72 0.net
An exemplary wota


8 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:26:09.95 0.net
Listen everyone
Let's sympathise


9 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:26:52.84 0.net
Since Karin-chan's cute


10 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:28:36.64 0.net
Can't be helped


12 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:29:54.40 0.net
Mother 「What were you doing just now?」 

Me 「Just reading Karin-chan's blog post」 

Mother 「That's what you're doing? After all that trouble of making a girlfriend?」 

Me 「Sorry…」 

Mother 「Between getting married and that Karin girl, what's more important?」 

Me 「…Karin-chan」 

Mother 「Even though you have to pay money and all you get is a handshake?」 

Me 「Sorry…」 

Mother 「You're hopeless、 you're saying that an idol you can't go out with, is better than your girlfriend?」 

Me 「It's beyond reason, that's why」 

Mother 「You're delusional about idols… What if she betrays you someday?」 

Me 「Karin-chan's not that kind of girl! You're making me mad」 

Mother 「…Get out」 

Me 「…Okay」 


No regrets


14 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:33:01.41 0.net
It can't be helped, there isn't a normal person who can compete with such a cute girl




15 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:34:23.33 0.net
Me 「What were you doing just now?」 

Me 「Just reading Karin-chan's blog post」 

Me 「That's what you're doing? After all that trouble of making a girlfriend?」 

Me 「Sorry…」 

Me「Between getting married and that Karin girl, what's more important?」 

Me 「…Karin-chan」 

Me「Even though you have to pay money and all you get is a handshake?」 

Me 「Sorry…」 

Me「You're hopeless、 you're saying that an idol you can't go out with, is better than your girlfriend?」 

Me 「It's beyond reason, that's why」 

Me 「You're delusional about idols… What if she betrays you someday?」 

Me 「Karin-chan's not that kind of girl! You're making me mad」 

Me 「…Go and die」 

Me 「…Okay」 


Bye bye


16 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:34:28.33 0.net
I think Karin-chan's an illusion


17 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:36:36.00 0.net
Karin-chan's popular, eh?


19 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:40:11.41 0.net
Boss「What were you doing just now?」 

Me 「Just reading Karin-chan's blog post」 

Boss 「That's what you're doing? At work?」 

Me 「My apologies…」 

Boss 「You're delusional about idols… What if she betrays you someday?」 

Me 「Karin-chan's not that kind of girl! You're making me mad」 

Boss「…You're fired」 

Me 「…Eh!?」 


No regrets… 


20 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:41:20.95 0.net
>>19  
No, you should regret that

21 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:43:59.46 0.net
I can't really take Karin-chan's divine, radiant gaze; so I became a KanaTomo oshi, no regrets


22 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 01:46:31.93 0.net
Sayashi 「What were you up to from just now?」 

Michishige 「Just reading Karin-chan's blog post」 

Sayashi 「That's what you're doing? In front of me?」 

Michishige 「Sorry」 

Sayashi 「You're saying that Karin-chan-san, who you can't take peep shots of, is better than me?」 

Michishige 「I'm just fooling you、 I just wanted to make RihoRiho jealous」 

Sayashi 「…That's sly, Michishige-san」 


27 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 05:59:15.23 0.net
Karin-chan's at fault


31 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 11:34:16.06 0.net
Mother 「What were you doing just now?」 
Me 「Just reading Karin-chan's blog post」 

Mother 「That's what you're doing? Why don't you go through the trouble of making a girlfriend?」 
Me 「Sorry…」 

Mother 「Between getting married and that Karin girl, what's more important?」 
Me 「…Karin-chan」 

Mother 「Even though you have to pay money and all you get is a handshake?」 
Me 「Sorry…」 

Mother 「You're hopeless、 you're saying that an idol you can't go out with, is better than a girlfriend?」 
Me 「It's beyond reason, that's why」 

Mother 「You're delusional about idols… What if she betrays you someday?」 
Me 「Karin-chan's not that kind of girl! You're making me mad」 

Mother 「…Get out」 
Me 「…Okay」 

Mother 「Wait!」 
Me 「Eh?」 

Mother 「It's raining, so bring an umbrella」 
Me 「Mother・・・」 

No regrets


28 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2014/06/28(土) 09:50:20.94 0.net
I want to have a handshake with Karin-chan, but I think that would be the first step to my destruction, so I'm hesitating


{The guy remained polite, honest, and apologetic; up until Karin's honour was insulted, whereupon he clearly stated what his emotions rather than act in haste. Truly a gentleman.
Now excuse me while I catch up with Karin's blog.}

Source: http://hayabusa3.2ch.sc/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1403886181/

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