Saturday, 5 March 2016

[2ch] I'm a dude who will do as much as I can to answer your questions as if I was Momochi

1 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:01:41.31
Hailing from Chiba prefecture, in my 2nd year of being a working adult, cute as always today, this is everyone's idol Momochi

3 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:02:27.82
How long will you continue on as an idol?

5 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:03:38.26
Momochi was born an idol, so there's no such thing as 'until when'

I think I'd like to remain here as long as I can

6 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:04:07.04
Are you Momochi?

7 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:04:46.11
I'm Momochiー!

8 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:05:29.90
What sort of underwear are you wearing?

11 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:07:25.83
Eh? I couldn't hear you well, yurushite-nyan

9 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:06:17.10
Is there a Hello! member whose backside has yours beat?
Please tell us about their rumps' firmness and shape

14 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:09:05.45
Kumaicho's explosive backside looks big and voluminous, it's really lovely!
But Momochi's an idol, so I don't really know about these kind of things

10 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:06:28.63
Bring back Buono!

15 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:09:46.67
Those girls have their hands full at the moment, so…

13 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:09:00.59
You haven't been on TV recently, have you?

19 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:12:50.88
On the 27th of September (Sun) from 6:35 a.m. ~ 7:00 a.m., I'll be appearing on Haiku Saku Saku~
Don't miss it!

20 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:14:12.21
Kumaicho or Miyabi-chan, who do you prefer?

26 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:15:51.38
For people in my group, Momochi can't make a decision
But I think that the both of them love Momochi!

24 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:15:07.52
Are you close with Amimi

29 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:17:47.99
Amimi, right? We're close
Her words are a bit malicious though

25 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:15:08.46
Momochi, I love you

30 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:18:26.26
Thank you very much

34 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:20:56.70
Frankly speaking, this thread is relentless, isn't it?

35 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:21:36.00
Honestly I'm kind of regretting having started it

37 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:23:40.72
Sausages、 meatballs、 the covering of inarizushi
What comes to mind when you hear those?

43 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:25:19.39
The contents of a lunchbox? It makes me feel hungy

38 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:23:46.48
When making responses, attach a cute photo of Momochi as well

44 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:26:57.98
I'd like to try as much as I can, but wouldn't mere responses from cute ol' Momochi be enough to excite all you fans?

Okayyyyー This is Momochiー
39 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:24:10.71
Why did Berryz break up?

46 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:28:10.59
After over 10 years of activities, we each took a good look at our futures, and that was the answer we came up with after many discussions
Thus, we entered our hiatus

40 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:24:13.56
Please marry me

47 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:29:32.51
With Momochi? You're a straightforward person, aren't youー
I can't become Momochi for just a single person
42 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:24:31.66

52 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:33:59.22
Momochi's cute!

53 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:35:22.96
The person who's doing >>1
You're completely like Momoko

58 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:42:07.76
It's unexpected, but thank you very much

55 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:38:21.28
You can do anything if you're cute
Wellー Being cute is such a sin!

56 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:39:25.47
Why did you stop doing the Momochi Musubi?

59 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:43:38.57
Once Berryz Kobo, the group that Momochi had been working hard in for 10 years, entered our hiatus…
That's right... I became unable to use magic
57 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:41:35.96
If you've fully turned into Momochi, then I think you can give me the correct answer
What should I do to get married to Momochi?

60 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:45:52.18
Please become a prince on a white horse, slay a fire-breathing dragon, and be accepted by Momoko-hime of the Idol Kingdom!
If you don't know about the Idol Kingdom, yurushite-nyan
It's difficult to enter right now, rightー It's quite the problem

61 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:48:44.68
I want to kiss Momochi

63 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:50:17.63
*Stiff face*
62 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:49:01.46
I started this on a whim, but it's gotten even tougher

64 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:50:24.69
This isn't the Momochi I know
The Momochi I know would look down on me、 and her words of praise would be 'Ah, is that so?'

65 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:53:51.71
Ehhー~ Really?

67 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:57:13.71
Momochi, do your best!
Momochi Momochi Mochi Mochi Momochi

70 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:00:20.61
I'm pleased with the cheers of the Otomomochiー
Well, the one actually doing hard work is just Momochi alone though

Just kiddingー
It's all thanks to your cheers of support for Momochi
68 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:58:56.28
Momochi isn't my type, Tsugunaga Momoko is

71 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:01:16.08
Keep this just between us
Momochi means Tsugunaga Momoko

69 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 19:59:16.33
After opening the door, Momochi in 2 minutes

74 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:03:28.76
2 minutes…?
Well, you'll get to see cute little Momochi soon!
Congratulations! It's an unparalleled joy! Momochi joy!

72 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:02:33.99

75 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:04:42.81
My cuteness has stoked your jealousy, hasn't it?
I do worry about not being accepted by women

Well, I actually don't really worry about it though

73 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:02:58.59
I want to see Momochi's eyebrows

77 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:07:16.62
79 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:09:54.08
This vagueness, such Momochi

82 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:13:30.04
Indeed, it needed confidence
But I felt like going through with it

I wanted to try it once, but this is seriously really tiring

81 :ポルキウス ◆Rakko/fk/k @\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:11:22.61
Anyways, I think that Wada Sakurako-chan should release a photo book。

83 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:14:57.76
That's true
It would be nice for the young girls to release photo books at a good paceー
Because once you've become a grown-up, everyone becomes completely cold

86 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:26:03.76
While I say so myself, I think I've worked so hard that I deserve shortcake as a reward to myself 
So once the clock strikes 9 p.m., for the sake of Momochi tomorrow, I'll go to bed for the night

87 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:28:30.86
What do you do with yoghurt that's stuck to the lid?

88 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:33:27.70
For yoghurt that isn't merging back with the pool of yoghurt below, but is clinging to the lid-top, I can't act as if the trouble it faces isn't my problem
So I'd cutely give it a lick, and it'd be together with the Otomomochi in my tummy
From my tummy, I'd hear words of gratitude, 'Momochi, thank you'

89 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:34:54.64
This Momochi is cute

90 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:41:32.70
(Even though the truth is that Momochi is cute at all times… Your statement made me self-concious)

91 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:41:47.59
I seriously think you're Momochi
Please let me become your son-in-law

94 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:47:08.08
You like Momochi so much that you'd like to become Momochi's child?
Wellー It's because Momochi is cute, isn't itー That can't be helped

I'm such a sinful woman

92 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:43:31.15
It's not fair
Because there's a limit, you'll be stopping at 9 p.m.
It's not fair

95 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:50:04.64
If you put it like that, Momochi can't help it, because there's all sorts of circumstances I'm facing as well…

What if there's a second or third Momochi?
Yet, Momochi's a peerless beautyー! Cuteness is such a sinー!

93 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:44:31.77
Do a girlish simulation

98 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:56:48.76
Where I'm walking home in winter, together with my prince?
Momochi's prince will be on Momochi's right
When Momochi says that she's cold, Momochi's prince will offer one of his gloves
Yet I'll say 'But my prince, you'll die of cold, Momochi will be fine'
The prince will say, 'My sun, Momoko-hime, is next to me, so to my left, there's an eternal summer'
How about that!? What do you think!? Irresistible, isn't it!?(*clap clap*)

96 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:53:06.75
What do you think about Saitama?

102 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:00:31.16
While there are rare times when I think 
'Don't they put on a bit of an air, like they're such city-dwellersー? Are they looking down on Chiba prefectureー?'
But it's a good prefecture! People of Saitama, Momochi begs for your kindness~

99 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:57:16.77
Momochi, give a show of true love to Sayashi-chan who's changing trains

109 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:08:31.25
Bye byeー!
Even when you're far away, mind your manners and keep in good health

146 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/26(土) 12:28:36.17
The combination of the photo and the reply in >>109 really hits the spot
The Momochi-ness is great

100 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:58:18.92

101 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 20:59:17.07
I want Momochi to continue to live on happily, cutely, and healthily

114 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:23:00.86
Thank you very much!
It'll make everyone happy if Momochi's happy and healthy, won't it!
This is what I'll work hard at

And with that, the first Momochi question gathering is doneー
Wowー *clap clap*
If I say so myself, it was perfect! I scare myself sometimes! Yo, president!
And with that, good nightー

103 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:02:19.93
Righty rightー It's 9 p.m.! Here's a 9 p.m. announcement from the cute Momochi!
All you good kids out there, let's prepare to get in the bath and go to sleep!
Momochi will only be accepting the questions that have been fielded up to now, and go to sleep for the sake of the cuteness of Momochi tomorrow

104 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:03:59.12
Is it okay if I'm not a good kid?

110 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:11:07.44
That's no good
Because when you've grown up, you'll still be a bad kid! So become a good kid right now, okay

106 :名無し募集中 。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:06:49.01
This dude is lol-worthy

107 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:06:59.44
It started getting amusing when they started putting up pictures
I feel like I'd like to see them try out another member

108 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:07:58.86
Was that girlish simulation serious stuff?
1, if you thought it up, you've got good taste

111 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:13:29.53
I'm my own biggest fan, so I can't do it for any other member
Someone else, please try it! I look forward to it!

I made the simulation thinking about my own feelings
It pretty much used up my Momochi points

112 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:14:10.99
That was super funny
Build up your Momochi points and do it again

115 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:24:31.56
Good night Momochi

116 :ももち@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:24:52.67
I started on a whim, but it really exhausted my energy
Everyone, please try doing it for your oshis too
I recommend it

117 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:35:46.50
That was pretty high-quality stuff

118 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:41:56.70
That was awesomeー
Is there anyone who'd be able to do one for a different member?

119 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:43:05.32

120 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:45:40.07
I'd like to do it for my oshi but I don't feel I know them to such a level of detail, so it'd be impossible lol

123 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:51:39.05
The girlish simulation was so through-and-through Momochi that it made me laugh

128 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 22:13:03.60
For such a worthless thread, this should be higher rated

132 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 22:22:34.00
I thought it was the real Momochi, so much that I had to restrain myself from oshihen-ing

133 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 22:27:18.05
If it was Maro, I feel like a Marowota could pull it off though

134 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 22:30:13.86
Maro doesn't have any characteristics beyond being annoying, so it'd be difficult

140 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 22:48:43.16
Momochi really is an angel

143 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/26(土) 01:37:40.89
I laughed at the thread title

141 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 23:07:45.57
How do you save up Momochi points?

125 :名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/:2015/09/25(金) 21:55:20.45
For top-notch wota, their oshi resides in their mind

Sources & references: 

Wakatteirunoni Gomenne / Tamerai Summer Time / Country GirlsTsugunaga Momoko Photo Essay "Momochi no Kimochi" / Momoko Tsugunaga

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